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Cartagena Power-Hooker Opens American Service

April 18th, 2012 Comments off
Oh The Temptation!

Oh The Temptation!

In who cares news today, Jordan Powers, 18, told a reporter for Sacramento TV station CBS13  that she and James Hooker 41, her former high school teacher, and no relation to the TV show, are a couple again and is hoping that when they marry and she will be allowed to hyphenate her name.  She is looking forward to be Mrs. Jordan Power-Hooker. Hooker former math teacher is no longer playing the numbers game but the legs game. Hooker quit his job at James Enochs High School and left his wife and three children to be with Powers. He was overheard telling a friend that he was “Trading in his 40 for two 20′s. As a non practicing Mormon, Hooker believes in pimping young women using them and discarding them at the ripe old age of 21. I do not hate on the player just Continue +h3 M@dNe5$…

2011 Year In Rebuke

December 30th, 2011 3 comments
Please Don't Come Back!

Please Don’t Come Back!

Rebuke The News

The CNN ratings in 2011 showed improvement; but yet again Fox remained the leader. This just goes to show that the masses still enjoy the mushroom treatment and have no clue as to what real news reporting is. Someone please get America a jar of baby food and a pamper stat. The poor little red-headed stepchild is me is somehow crying out for justice! Continue +h3 M@dNe5$…

Her Majesty’s Male Enhancement Project

November 9th, 2011 1 comment
Say It Isn't So!

Say It Isn’t So!

Google is in the news once again but not in the money segment of the news. It seems some prankster is trying to grab headlines and Google is the vehicle he is using. By typing in “White people stole my car” good clean wholesome Google like any search engine that does not understand asked a relevant question. “Dave, do you mean black people stole your car?” to which “Dave” responded “No Hal I meant Negros. Negros stole my car Hal not black people and definitely not any African-Americans.” But is it real or fake? As of now, Google does not correct the phrase in a racially insensitive way. Instead it now Continue +h3 M@dNe5$…

Alien Coke Sniffing Politicians

October 25th, 2011 7 comments
Look Up In The Sky!

Look Up In The Sky!

Once upon a time Once again the aliens have chosen to make their presence known hovering high in the sky merely observing the crime scene below called earth. Why do they choose to remain so distant like bunch or cowards with high tech weaponry is beyond me? I know that they know that we know that they have far greater technology and can kick our earthling asses without breaking an alien sweat. You watched Independence Day what more needs to be said. Today however, I am not going to get in depth on the alien probing sodomizers, but instead I will speak on what is not happening. What is not happening is close up shot of these alien bandicoots from on

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