Wild & Lovin’ it.

Grizzly bear attacks seven teens in Alaska.

It appears several youths were attacked and mauled by a bear somewhere in Alaska during cub season. No this has nothing to do with the baseball team. Somehow they failed to heed  or did not comprehend the warning that was posted at the park entrance which read:

NOTICE TO HIKERS – You are now entering bear country and are advised to carry the following items: Pepper spray, small bells attached to your hiking stick to alert bears of your presence, and a cellular phone to call park rangers should the need arise. You should also familiarize yourself with the difference between the dropping of a black bear which rarely attacks humans from that of the grizzly bear which is known to do so. Black bear droppings contains berries, pine nuts, and small animal fur; grizzly droppings contain small bells, cellular phone parts and smells like pepper. If you did not get that one may you rot in the bowels of a she bear with hemorrhoids.

Reading  is still fundamental and comprehension even more so it seems. What happened is the equivalent of a white man having his BMW break down in the hood at 11 PM. Then while getting out the car to see what’s wrong and drops his wallet. Tsk Tsk. Truly you can almost see the saga about to unfold.  Thought I felt sorry for the kids I have some unanswered questions I would like to share with you the reader. Why is it kids always have firearms when they don’t need them? You know like at home alone, playing with little Mary Ann, at school. But they never have them when they really need them? Why is it seven or eight kids are out in the woods by themselves and not one of them saw the bear before shit when down.  Why is it this stuff never happens to black folks? This has Caucasian written all over it. Was the bear provoked or was he or she just enforcing some reverse racism out there in the woods?  Were they all boys or did one of the girls smell like fish? These are the questions I want answered. Luckily they are all alive and it seems that playing crocodile hunter has dropped from their activities list.

Do You Take Checks?

Lawmakers split as debt deadline looms.

It appears the United States of America is falling victim to the machine it has built. The debt system. This country is wallowing in debt just like many hard-working and unemployed people it has blighted. The only difference it has the mafia [IRS] and the bank [Federal Reserve] on it side. Oh I forget bully’s [law and military enforcement]. So when the country can’t pay up on some bills we just print up some more to pay them. Hell I wish I had that option. Or they shake down the little guy mafia style. Hey you little man you owe me money….what your store burnt down. Fuck you now pay me. Wasn’t that Pauly in  that movie Goodfellas who said that?  And if all else fails I like this one. We will just sent the troops over there to scare ya into forgetting about what is owed. Okay so none of that was funny but reality just bitch slapped everyone in America. Good thing I am broke because when money isn’t worth the paper it is printed on I will have nothing to lose.

Porn is still king he is just wearing a different hat.

I was reading some interesting tech news, well porn news, well just news then about how porn is hurting Time Warners business. Chris Matyszczyk the writer of the article puts it nicely when he says:

Cable companies have long since been adept at profiting from man’s weakness.

They charge people for movies, knowing that so many families have little time to head out to movie theaters. They would also charge heavily for porn movies, knowing that, late at night, some people struggle to get to sleep.

He then goes on to say:

So “Hot and Horny Girls Touching” will set you back $9.99, plus fees and taxes. It is one hour-long and may involve only touching.

“Exposed: Sorority Sweeties” will cost you $10.99, plus fees and taxes. It is also one hour-long, and the degree of exposition is somewhat unclear.

Yes America and porn make good bed fellows so to speak. With today’s rising cost of everything and shrinking income who the hell wants to pay for porn? I don’t want to pay $9.99 + taxes to see hot and horny girls touch themselves when I can go down to Piedmont Park at anytime of the day or night and catch a show for free. There are some of my readers out there who have never had a need to watch porn because they stay sexed up and therefore have no need. For their sake I hope they never embark on that lonely exile trail or even worse end up in some sort of zugzwang. So you live in Anchorage Alaska and there is no Piedmont where you are just hunger polar bears what options do you have. Well there is always those porn peddling drug dealer type sites like PornHub that offer you awesome clips that would get even Benjamin Franklin’s hearts beating who has been dead for some time and after you get hooked with the free samples. Yep after you start to fiend for more they ask for that money! Damn! You are the weakest link. So with all the free porn out there why not just cut out the middle man who isn’t even giving you a good product.That is like Coca Cola king of sugar-water selling you the syrup and just plain water and telling you go mix it yourself. Hell if I wanted to use my imagination I would have read a Harlequin book! Besides who likes to pay for sex? Some things in life should always be free. FTW and all you porn peddlers who want to take a man’s hard earn cash and offer nothing more than a social stigma and shame. The Elephant man put it best when he said “I am not an animal I am a human being” poor animal…any way have a good nights porn free sleep on me.